the early four track recordings - track listing |
| track# |
song name |
track time |
 |
| 1 |
Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath |
(3:23) |
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| 2 |
Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath |
(1:42) |
|
| 3 |
Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap |
(3:30) |
|
| 4 |
Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Looses Soap |
(2:09) |
|
| 5 |
Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Heat the Bathtub |
(3:18) |
|
| 6 |
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home |
(2:38) |
|
| 7 |
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Bathtub |
(0:58) |
|
| 8 |
Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub |
(2:23) |
|
| 9 |
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules |
(2:19) |
|
| 10 |
Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet |
(1:13) |
|
| 11 |
Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing ... |
(2:49) |
|
| 12 |
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a |
(1:27) |
|
| 13 |
Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself |
(5:09) |
|
| 14 |
Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree |
(2:24) |
|
| 15 |
Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom |
(2:47) |
|
| 16 |
Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom |
(3:50) |
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